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wo software likhta hai

Wo bilkul meri tarah dikhta hai, ho na ho wo software likhta hai
Nazarein PC mein gadhaye, ek * ko ghoorta hai
Chahta hai ki kisi tarah equation mein & laga ke hisaab barabar kare
Ho no ho, wo software likhta hai, tabhi to meri tarah dikhta hai!!

Jab likhna pura ho jata hai, to dayen-bayen dekhta hai,
Board setup karta hai aur phir code ko aag lagata hai(fire code :))
Chip jalna shuru karti hai, aur achanak ek TLB aa jata hai
Are, ye to bilkul meri tarah hi kaam bhi karta hai, ho na ho ye embedded software likhta hai!!

Jab appraisal hota hai, to uska manager kahta hai, 'we work for challenges, not money'
Use DILBERT ki yaad aati hai aur sochta hai ki kah de us manager se
'Jigar ma bahut aag hai gar challenge ki, mujhe apni salary de do, aur mere sare challenge le lo' (Kasam banane wale ke, tumse ratti bhar shikva na hoga aur upar wala gawah hoga jo maine ek bhi challenge apne paas bacha ke rakha)
Are ye to meri tarah hi sochta bhi hai, ho na ho ye pakka embedded software likhta hai

Wo dekho, uski aankhon pe ek chashma(spects) lag gaya hai, phir bhi usi * ko dekhta hai
Wo pahle se kafi mota bhi lag raha hai, aur ab to code ke saath excel sheet bhi bharta hai
Kunn iska har lakshan mujhe apna sa lagta hai, har dard chir-parichit sa lagta hai
Gaur se dekhta hunn to pata hunn ki wo to meri hi parchai hai, 'mein' ka sakshatgaar hai wo!!

Wo software likhta hai..........

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